I am the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body; But if you betray me – just remember, I know how to hide a dead body!
Latest Quotes for Friendship
Best Relationship is . . When You Can Act Like Lovers And Best Friends At The Same Time.
A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend it’s not a friendship until after you have had a fight.
If you need advice, text me… if you need a friend, call me… if you need me, come to me… if you need money…….. SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Popular Quotes in Funny
Thought of the day: Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying anymore!
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
Daily Quotes for Love
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight, I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you, Without you life seems to be boring, You came and filled my life with lots of happiness Love you very very much. Happy Valentine’s Day
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
Once a 5 year old asked her big brother, ‘What is love? ‘ He replied, ‘Love is when you steal my chocolate from my school pack everyday, and I still keep it in the same place! ‘