Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company’BEGGARS WITH PLATE and FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!! ‘
The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat’s felt.
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.
My phone’s low battery warning is the only warning I take it seriously!
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!