Funny Quotes

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A girl was sitting on a park

A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?

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Rule for Managers

Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

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Using duplicate key

Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key

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Women live a better

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!

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On a romantic day a girlfriend

On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend, ‘Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? ‘ Boy : ‘Ya sure, from landline or mobile? ‘.

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Say thanks to wives

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives

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Best slogan seen

Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!

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Years vacation at home

Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.