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Haven’t I seen
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
I will make you a deal
I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
Said I was blaming you
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
Your face is like a cloud
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
If I need a brain transplantation
If I need a brain transplantation I will prefer your brain. Don’t think you are a genious. I just wanted a brain which is never been used before!
You are lucky to be born beautiful
You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me – who was born to be a big liar!