Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
Definition of a ‘Happy Couple’: ‘She does what she wants but he does what she wants! ‘
I am sure most couples wish to find a way to stay married to their partner but divorce their insane in-laws!
A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
Wife: I have bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived. Husband: I am curious to see it. Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
Dear Married People, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!
Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!