Marriage Quotes

Marriage

The young wife

The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!

Marriage

30th October is Karwa

30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween. It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan. 30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!

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Asking enough

Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for. Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!

Marriage

If love is blind and marriage

If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener.

Marriage

Idea I will see you on Monday

Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!

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Let’s go to the Zoo

Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!