The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween. It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan. 30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!
Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for. Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener.
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!
Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression… he just cleaned the whole house!
For men marriage is like museum – you have to be quite and you can not really touch anything!