Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
Dedicated to all Women: Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think – Damn, he is so lucky!
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
A Wife’s Reminder: I trust you… but remember – ‘My trust and your bones will break simultaneously’!
Wedding Is A Name Of Happy Day Which Brings Happiness Not Only In Your Home But All Familiar Ones Feel Great Pleasure On This Special Day Of Wedding. Have A Great Time Today And Ahead. Happy Wedding Day
What a married man says after years of marriage: – My marriage is made of Trust and Understanding, she does not Trust me and I dont Understand her.
You Are Going To Decorate Your Finger With Wedding Ring. But Keep In Mind That No Girl Will Attract To See This Ring In Your Finger, In Fact You Are Going To Lose Your Fame And Charm. Enjoy This All Life Punishment. Happy Wedding
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, do not come near me, Paray hatt tuu,