wat happened to your mobile? i was trying to call you but i got this message welcome to the jungle network the monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she’s got you by the balls.
Never reject a girl in life becoz a good girl gives you Happiness and bad girls gives you experience. . Both are essential in life… So enjoy every girl Friend!
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
I am like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause… Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!