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Wat happened to your mobile

wat happened to your mobile? i was trying to call you but i got this message welcome to the jungle network the monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later

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A husband was stung by a bee

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

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Never reject a girl in life

Never reject a girl in life becoz a good girl gives you Happiness and bad girls gives you experience. . Both are essential in life… So enjoy every girl Friend!

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He met a lady while

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

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Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!

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Problems begin with MEN

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause… Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

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Met a girl the other day

Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!