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A Secretary came angrily

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

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Squeeze the whole body

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh.. You will not understand. : Thats the way to eat a Mango. HAPPY MANGO SEAS

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One day there was this naked man

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, ‘HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING? ‘

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..

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A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed

A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.

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Night two legs

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs…… and night two legs