I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins! …
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . Books And Study
I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my mouth yep, that’s how you eat an ice cream!
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: ‘Up! Quick! My husband is back! ‘
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: ‘Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully! ‘