Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!
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I am like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
Never reject a girl in life becoz a good girl gives you Happiness and bad girls gives you experience. . Both are essential in life… So enjoy every girl Friend!
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she’s got you by the balls.
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it