In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!
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Wanted Good Man able to pay bills, support family and shop. Must have car and gold card. Note: Please send a picture of car and gold card!
My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag… . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
A relationship with no trust is like a car with no gas. You can stay in it, but it won’t go anywhere!
Love is a fuel, That makes love cars. Love is the magic that fills, All the hearts under the golden stars.
Life is not qualified by the brand of clothes we wear or the car that we drive. It is measured by the no of faces that smile when they hear our name.
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.