Deal Quotes

Insult

I will make you a deal

I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.

Sorry

Theres one sad truth

There’s one sad truth in life I have found While journeying east and west – The only folks we really wound Are those we love the best. We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest, And deal full many a thoughtless blow To those who love us best.

Wise

Laughing Faces

‘Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It’. Shakespeare.

Insult

I have decided to add extensive

I have decided to add ‘extensive experience in dealing with stupid people’ to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!