Girl Quotes

Interesting

18 year old boy

18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!

Funny

The difference between ‘Girl

The difference between ‘Girlfriend’ and ‘Girl Friend’ is that little space in between we call the ‘Friend Zone’!

Flirt

Arguing with girls

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a Pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny

The rate of change of intensity

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance

Naughty

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!

Marriage

You Are Going To Decorate

You Are Going To Decorate Your Finger With Wedding Ring. But Keep In Mind That No Girl Will Attract To See This Ring In Your Finger, In Fact You Are Going To Lose Your Fame And Charm. Enjoy This All Life Punishment. Happy Wedding