Head Quotes

Funny

Empty pockets never held

Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.

Marriage

Wife is very clever

Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!

Insult

I might look calm

I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.

Friendship

If my head looks

If my head looks like yours, I had shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Life

Death must be so beautiful

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.

Flirt

Nice Kiss is on Head

Nice Kiss is on Head. Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks. Passionate Kiss is on Lips. Romantic Kiss is on Neck and Seriously Hottest Kiss is on? IRON’ Try it now. Mmmmuah

Good Night

Watch over you every night

You dream about your dreams, And my dream is you. As you rest your head, I will dream about my dream coming true. My sleepy head, you sleep tight, And I will watch over you every night.

Insult

Get a glass belly button

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Funny

A typical student flips

A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study