Husband Quotes

Marriage

Cleaned the whole house

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression… he just cleaned the whole house!

Marriage

Name it later

Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!

Marriage

Dedicated to all Women

Dedicated to all Women: Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think – Damn, he is so lucky!

Marriage

Happy and I cannot tolerate it

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

Funny

When a husband opens the car

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

Funny

Keep them safe

Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mom Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe

Good Morning

Your love has countless pages

your love has countless pages, no matter open any page it shows your love only, some time has friend, lover, brother, sister, father mother, husband, wife but never ends, keep ON and ON, Good Morning!

Funny

Husband wife are like liver

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Relationship

Husband to a newly wed

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.