I wish to see you right now, I cannot wait until after, Because I brought some coffee with me, My friendship, and a little laughter.
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.
Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile!
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new Mecedes and you don’t know whether to laught or cry.. !
‘Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It’. Shakespeare.
Whenever i needed to talk You were there besides me Whenever i needed to laugh You were there to put the smile on my face You make a great sister really!!!!!!!!!
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!
Memories are so Stupid. The bad one make you laugh and the good one always make you cry! Still we urge for the good ones, isn’t it? Thats Life.