Teacher Quotes

Funny

Actually i did not do my homework

Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!

Friendship

Teachers are pure water

Teachers are pure water; Parents are holy water; Enemies are salt water; Lovers are hot water; Spouses are cold water; But friends are liquor bottle. They are always around, may it be happiness or sadness!

Funny

Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

Good Night

While going through bad times

While going through bad times in life and wondering where the God is, just remember; ‘Teacher Is Always Quiet During Tests’. Have a peaceful night!

Funny

Mother will not allow me to go so far

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Love

Love was their religion

Krishna was not a Hindu. Buddha was not a Buddhist. Jesus was not a Christian. Muhammad was not a Muslim. Guru Nanak was not a Sikh. They were all teachers who taught Love; and Love was their religion!