Early to bed and early to rise, Proves man has no interest in his Wife.
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Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
After a Marriage, A husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth. Husband: Make up your mind!
It’s a sin if you love another’s wife but a punishment if you have to love your own!
My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,