A couple had a fight one night

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Relationship

A small argument between a couple

A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

Naughty

I love the way it rubs

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Good Night

Go to bed with a dream

Go to bed with a dream, wake up with a purpose. Sweet Dreams! Good Night!

Naughty

A Secretary came angrily

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.