A cat and a rooster sat

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!

Naughty

Sensible Lines By A Smoker

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..

Missing You

I always knew that looking

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Naughty

Whats fashion designing

What’s fashion designing? Too many brains With too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth… just to cover two little tits of a model.

Relationship

Whenever i needed to talk

Whenever i needed to talk You were there besides me Whenever i needed to laugh You were there to put the smile on my face You make a great sister really!!!!!!!!!