Give your absence to your loved

Give your absence to your loved ones to make them miss you so much.
But don’t make it it a habit because they will learn to live without you!

Relationship

3 women never meet each other

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

Relationship

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.

Relationship

Wife to maid

Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.

Relationship

If every one forgets

If every one forgets you, I will be with you; If every one betrays you I will be with you; If every one lets you down I will still be with you; But if every one likes you, then sorry I will be with them!