Wife going to Spain

Wife going to Spain.
What should I bring for you.. ?
Husband: A Spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly.
On her retrun,
Husband asks:
Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for 9 months.

Sorry

Clap for your damn self

Set some goals. Stay quiet about them. Smash the shit out of them. Then clap for your damn self.

Relationship

Once a year I will change it

Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I will change it.

Relationship

EGOis the only requirement to destroy

‘EGO’is the only requirement to destroy any relationship… so be the bigger person, skip the ‘E’ and let it ‘GO’

Relationship

Never waste an opportunity to say

Never waste an opportunity to say – ‘I love you’, to someone you really like; Because it is not everyday you will meet the person who has the magic to let you fall in love!