Your face doesnt look like a doorstep

Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

For men who believe their wives

For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!

Naughty

One day there was this naked man

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, ‘HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING? ‘

Insult

Slap and run

Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!

Good Morning

As you start another day

As you start another day, It is my prayer that God may open the door & Windows of heaven And pour blessings after Blessings upon you… My dEar good morning & Have a wonderful day!