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God made everything that has life

God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.

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Silly Sally swiftly

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep should not sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

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The police are on the way to arrest

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart hijacking my feeling and driving me crazy see you in court.. !

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A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: ‘An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away’.. !! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!