Name it later

Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!

Lecture in Maths class

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

Commitment does not mean sticking

Commitment does not mean sticking to a person when you do not have any option, it means keeping a relation with someone even though you ve lots of options.