The best birthdays havent arrived

Wish you a very happy birthday, May life lead you to great happiness success and hope that all your wishes comes true. Enjoy your day!
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left..
You were probably the only one crying when you were born – whereas everybody else was laughing at you. May you live to blow a thousand candles, live your life humbly so that when you die, you would be the only one laughing and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday!
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair.
It’s my birthday and I am celebrating life .. ! With Love.. !
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday