What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new Mecedes and you don't know whether to laught or cry.. !
A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, extremely personal, fully returnable. It's a SMILE from me to you on your birthday. Happy Birthday.. !
Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!