Birthday

A perfect gift for you!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me to you on your Birthday!
Happy Birthday..

Birthday

May you remain forever young

May you remain forever young and good-looking. That’s all I wish for you on your birthday!

Birthday

God Bless You On Your Birthday

God Bless You On Your Birthday, And Each Day All Year Through, For All The Loving Things You Are And All The Things You Do. God Bless You For Your Warm And Love, And More Than Any Other, God Bless You Just For Being You Happy Birthday Dear.

Birthday

The museum curator called

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday

Good Night

The greatest gift you can give

The greatest gift you can give to someone is your time. Because when you give someone your time. You are giving them a portion of life that you never get back. Good Night!