Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING : p
My love for you is not like rain
My love for you is not like rain that comes and goes away, but it is like sky that moves with you all around.