Using duplicate key

Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key

3 women never meet each other

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

Love is an illusion

Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING : p