May the blowing of candles on the birthday cake also blow away all your troubles, worries and misfortune!
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING : p
My love for you is not like rain that comes and goes away, but it is like sky that moves with you all around.