Life is not worth living until you have someone to did for… And life is not worth dying once you have someone to live for….
A man who muttered a few words
A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!
Relationship to me Please forgive me
I am sorry may not mean that much to you, but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me ! Please forgive me ?
Notice where I scraped off the ‘S’
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!