I Did not Forget Your Birthday,
I am Just Fashionably Late.
I am So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Did not Forget About You!
I Did not Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!
The superior person can hold two contradictory thoughts simultaneously and still continue to function. You need a long-term vision combined with short-term focus. - Brian Tracy
Parents asked college watchman, 'Is this a good college? ' Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field' Student : 'A cow and a bull is grazing in the field' Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.