Night is a gift full

Night is a gift full of beautiful dreams. So close your eyes and open the gift. Sleep Tight! Good Night!

My wife is hard to impress

My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag… . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!

If a statue in the park of a person

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.