Sending birthday blessings

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday
Because you mean so much to me, I celebrate your birth. Sharing time and space with you, Rings my bell for all it’s worth.
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Every Life In World Is Written By God’s Sweet Hands, That’s Why I Am Thankful Because When He Wrote My Life, He Include You Too As A Lovely Chapter.. !
At the end of the day, I count all my blessings and a friend like you is the top one amongst them. My wish for you, dear friend is a good night, sweet dreams and a restful sleep!
A Sweeter Smile, A Brighter Day, Hope Everything Turns Out Great For You Today Have A Nice Day.