When you turn thirty

Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
A birthday means new dreams to dream, new thoughts to think, a whole new year, to try a million good things and you are just the girl to try them, to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
I bought a present for you today, And a gift card, so hear what it does say: Lots of friends, health, happiness, and money, Happy birthday, I love you honey.
You are such a special Friend, Who deserves a special day, For being who you are and Bringing joy in every way. You make us smile and laugh, With everything you do, So today we get to send a special Birthday wish to you!