Arguing with girls

Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember You? .. Then my Heart answered it’s simple… BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!
No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: ‘Up! Quick! My husband is back! ‘
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
Call me a flirt, call me a fake; That’s just me so give me a break; Call me weird, call me a geek; Call me what you want, I am just unique!