Arguing with girls

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
I just assume I do everything wrong since I don’t have a wife to confirm it!
Boy to a girl, ‘Can I borrow a coin? ‘ Girl: Why? Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.
A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ‘ ‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.