Arguing with girls

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence…. Smiling infront of mobile means mental… , Still smiling!!! Confirmed…
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . boys have good IMAGINATION
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
Whatever high the sky may be? .. Whatever wide the River may be? . Whatever green a tree may be? .. just Remember? . IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!