Why I say she’s no good

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

The rate of change of intensity

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance

Begin the day with a light

Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.