It was Womens day yesterday

It was Women’s day yesterday. . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then?

I was asked about Newton’s law

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I do not know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I was not sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

Go and pull some girls

Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you are right. Let’s go and pull some girls.

Haven’t I seen

Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.