A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married? ‘
‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . boys have good IMAGINATION
to see light look at the sun, to see love look at the moon, to see hope look at the future, to see beauty look at the nature, but to see all of this look at the mirroe!!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Call me a flirt, call me a fake; That’s just me so give me a break; Call me weird, call me a geek; Call me what you want, I am just unique!
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: ‘Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully! ‘