Are you a mum I am not a dad Maybe

A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ‘ ‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘
If I had a star for every time you brightened up my life, I had be holding the galaxy!
Some people have nice eyes… some people have nice smile, others have nice faces, but you have all of them with a nice heart!
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
Of all the people that could have stolen my heart – I am so happy, it was you!
I am the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body; But if you betray me – just remember, I know how to hide a dead body!