Never ever reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life.. ! Because, A good girls gives you happiness. and Bad girls gives you experience!
One Stone is Enough to break
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and … One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life
Special offer for you
Hi, How are you?? Are you free tomorrow.. ? Can you come to me.. ? Because tomorrow we are opening new . . Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
A little kid asks his Dad
A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ‘ ‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘
Die on your lips
If I could be any part of you, I had be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
In the morning I do not eat
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry
Best way to purpose
Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.
If a statue in the park of a person
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground,…
Lecture in Maths class
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class