Some say you are ugly

Of all the people that could have stolen my heart – I am so happy, it was you!
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry
Love is that beautiful forest where a brave Tiger is killed by a doe-eyed beautiful Deer!
Todays weather forcast: it would be cloudy if you frown, rainy if you cry, clear if your happy, sunny if you smile & stormy if you sing!
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?