Know that it is not right

Avoiding something does not always mean that you hate it... it could also mean that you want it, but you just know that it is not right...

Wishing you a day filled

Wishing you a day filled with love and cheer; May you be surrounded by all those who are dear; May your debts, misfortune and agonies get clear; And in life ahead, may you forge ahead in top gear! A very Happy Birthday to you!

A man meets a genie

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.