I want triplets You want twins

‘Not every girl has attraction in her eyes’ -but- ‘Every boy has his weakness on girls eyes’…
I am getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift….. just bring someone who ll marry me.
Life is a game of chess… We are pawns in the game of life.. Some moves can only be taken in forward direction. But sometimes we can be back to. So take all actions where you may have to go back to win the game of life..
On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.
If one day you want to run away– Don’t be afraid to call me. I don’t promise to ask you to stop… But I can run with you
‘The Longest Distance For A Morning Walk Is… from… . . . . . . . . . Bed To Floor’ WARM MORNING.