Benefits of Friends:
Shitty jokes whenever you ask for them;
Useless jokes when you don’t ask for them!
Boy to a girl, ‘Can I borrow a coin? ‘ Girl: Why? Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.
Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!
I wish that you wish the most beautiful wish, And that nothing can diminish this wish. I wish you love, wealth, and serenity, And I wish theses wishes last for an eternity.