An apology is the superglue of life
An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.
Kick is usually more effective
Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
Are you always this stupid or are you making
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
A little kid asks his Dad, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ' 'No idea, ' replied the Father, 'I am still paying for it... '