An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.
Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
A little kid asks his Dad, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ' 'No idea, ' replied the Father, 'I am still paying for it... '