When I was born, GOD said, ‘Oh No! Another IDIOT’. When you were born, GOD said, ‘OH No! COMPETITION’. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Dear Married People, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!
Ferrari’s are red, Lambo’s are blue… but I am as happy in a mini with you.
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
Love is when you do not want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.