Friends should be like two zeroes.
When you try to add them, they are the same;
When you subtract them, they are again the same;
And when you try to divide them, it’s just impossible!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with ‘W’.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife.. !!!
Love isn’t a decision, it is a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.