Friends should be like two zeroes

Friends should be like two zeroes.
When you try to add them, they are the same;
When you subtract them, they are again the same;
And when you try to divide them, it’s just impossible!

Friends should be like two zeroes
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Phone not to bother

He acts like he owns me, He treats me like a baby can’t you see? He tells me to do things like obey my mother He even tells me when hes on the phone not to bother.

I Know How Angry

I Know How Angry You Are.. and What You Must Be Going Through So I Hope, You Know How Sorry I Am For All That Happens Between Us; Please Forgive Me.. !!

The irony of a blow job

The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she’s got you by the balls.