I Hate To Fight But Love

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
Benefits of Friends: Shitty jokes whenever you ask for them; Useless jokes when you don’t ask for them!
The best things in life are: The people you love; The places you visit; And the memories you make!
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
A ring is round and it has no end; And that is how long I will be your friend!