Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you – a precious gift from God!
A man in God’s shop: Man: What do you sell? God: Whatever your heart desires. Man: I want success and happiness. God smiles and says: I sell only seeds, not fruits!
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree!
Dear Married People, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.