Why is a bachelor skinny

Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator

The first person you think

The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night, is either the reason you are happy or the reason you are hurting. Good Night!