Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator
When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love after marriage it is self defense.
The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night, is either the reason you are happy or the reason you are hurting. Good Night!
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.